Wow. Things just get sillier and sillier.
From the hallowed halls of the Wall Street Journal, of all places (emphasis mine):
"With Zeltiq's CoolSculpting device, you sit in a chair while a technician sucks a handful of fat into a gizmo the size of a paperback that holds on tight and starts chilling. The area goes cold, then numb while you read, sleep or relax for about an hour while your fat cells receive a fatal, freezing dose."
The idea is that this thing blasts your fat away by "crystallizing" those diabolical fat cells which then "die an early, natural death." Each treatment will set you back from $1500 to $3000, but "a large belly or muffin top may require two." Takes 3 to 4 months to see the results of this mysterious magical device.
Of course, what they don't tell you in the fancy four color brochure is that you could lose the weight without the Zeltiq in the same 3 or 4 months -- plus save three grand -- by eating properly and exercising.
But that would mean work. And who wants that?
- Daily Life Wellness
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